Intervention

Dear Body,
You have been acting extremely strange the last few months. You've been going around acting like something you're not. I think it's time that somebody told you just how ridiculous this behavior is. Seeing how we're so close, I think I should be the one to do it. You are NOT pregnant anymore!! There I said it--are you paying attention. There is nothing in there, so please return to normal. I have a closet full of clothes that are longing to reconnect with you. I think it must be somewhat my fault because I did tell Case months ago that I might as well hurry and have another. I have also been spoiling you with the comfiest of jammies and sweatshirts. But enough is enough! It's time to let go....please let go--please. You are not pregnant and you will not be for quite some time, so please can't we just go back to the way things were?
Sincerely,
Me

I've Never........

Ok, one of my New Year resolutions is that every month I'm going to pick something that I've never done and do it. I keep thinking of a lot of things, but then forget them, so I'm getting them down, so I can remember....let me know if you have any good ideas--actually, I don't think anybody even knows about this blog.....
Here goes
1. Dye my hair (I know, I know, I just might be the only 33 year old on the planet who hasn't ever dyed her hair)
2. Eat at the Cheesecake Factory (I never said they were spectacular things)
3. Piece together a quilt (I actually got a start on this today!!)

(I'll add the rest as I remember them)